I'm Framis Bungit Paran, Missionary of Mota and the other six gods.
Did you know that the facts of Rosconianism are VERIFIED by SCIENCE and that new discoveries of Science are place into the ISHKIBBIBBLE, the hoogly shcriptures of the Society of Roscoe? This makes it certain that we are always UP TO DATE not like other religions which are GOBOLTY GOOK!.
The Lord Roscoe has died not once, but THREE TIMES for our sins making a BLEEVER in the Lord Roscoe get Two more time SALVATION that our nearest competitor. I suggest you come up, ALL THE WAY UP, to the Rosconian faith. It is refreshingly smooth. BUT HAS REAL GUSTO!
Email me at firstname.lastname@example.org_balulah