The Messiantic Feline Movement

I'm Framis Bungit Paran, Missionary of Mota and the other six gods.

  1. The Great God Mota made the Universe with his BIG BANG MACHINE.
  2. He used some recipe's from his Motha, Elucelom and his Gramma, Nortcele.
  3. On his right hand is the LORD ROSCOE our Personal SAVIOUR.
  4. On his Left Hand is POOPY PANDA who sends FAXes and E_MAILS to the prophets.
  5. and then there is the spirit of ASHLOZMO, who represents the structure of space with all of its virtual particles.

Did you know that the facts of Rosconianism are VERIFIED by SCIENCE and that new discoveries of Science are place into the ISHKIBBIBBLE, the hoogly shcriptures of the Society of Roscoe? This makes it certain that we are always UP TO DATE not like other religions which are GOBOLTY GOOK!.

The Lord Roscoe has died not once, but THREE TIMES for our sins making a BLEEVER in the Lord Roscoe get Two more time SALVATION that our nearest competitor. I suggest you come up, ALL THE WAY UP, to the Rosconian faith. It is refreshingly smooth. BUT HAS REAL GUSTO!

Email me at furbungit@hotmail.com_balulah