About Me

I am an Associate Priestess of the Lord Roscoe at Saint Shlemiel's Chapel of the Valley hear in Sillicon Valley. I studied at Roscoe Ishkibbibble College in Podunk Hollow, Ma. after that I studied under the Great Missionary Mavin, Bala Bafoofkit, then a brief sting at the Ickyplunken institute, under the Maha Basketizer, Helena Handbasket.

Who I'd Like to Meet
Who is The Lord Roscoe?


Throughout history, many people have tried to answer this question. Some have done so accurately, but many have not. Our best source for answering this question is- once again- God Zooks's own Word. the Ishkibbibble presents us with some inescapable truths about The Lord Roscoe that demand a response. Anyone who serioously studies Shcripture to learn more about The Lord Roscoe has two passing questions:



1) What do you think of The Lord Roscoe? and

2) Who is He?


The writer C.S. Bluis made this observation," You must make your choice. Either this Hamster was, and is, the pet of God Zooks: or else a Crazy Hamster or something worse. You can shut Him up for a fool, you can spit at Him and kill Him as demon; or you can fall at His feet and call Him Lord and God Zooks. But let us not come with any patronizing nonsense about His being a great human teacher. He has not left that open to us. He did not intend to"(Mere Rosconianity, rev. ed.)



The Lord Roscoe was not just a good man. He was, and is, the God Zooks-sent Rodent.
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rusty wrote at March 30, 2011

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rusty
Vampire Writer wrote at March 30, 2011

I wake up with the setting sun and you are my first thought
You wait for me, no sense of fear, despite what you've been taught
A cold, concealing mist surrounds me, rising from the ground
And I can hear you calling me, though you don't make a sound
I know that I am doomed to be a creature of the night
Yet like the moth flies to the flame, I can't resist your light

The air is crisp, the scent of roses permeates the night
I follow it, a lost ship fixed on beacon burning bright
Your soul cries out to mine and I can feel your passion's flame
You hear my voice so clearly as I softly speak your name
The silver cross and satin gown are stripped off as you wait
You know this is our destiny, you know this is your fate

Forever is an empty word that none can understand
Until they truly have it safely held within their hand
I've walked into that corridor and seen the burning light
Pulled back to meet my destiny, my place is in the night
Some say I'm not a living thing, my heart is cold and dead
But they can't feel it beating as I hold you in your bed

You run your fingers through my hair and slowly move your hips
The sweet taste of your crimson nectar lingers on my lips
I cannot get enough of you, I need all you can give
A curse gave me eternity..you make me want to live
The light of love and lust that burns so brightly in your eyes
Puts to shame the very stars that shine in clearest skies

I cannot change what I am now, from fate I cannot run
The night is mine and always will be, safe from fatal sun
But now each morning, thoughts of you to my dark womb I take
And hold them close until the time when once again I wake
I used to see this as my curse, a cross for me to bear
But with an angel in my life, it's now a gift to share.


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Have a satisfying Thirsty Thursday. Rick

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Melody wrote at March 30, 2011




ツ Hi my friend
Melody
Gungle wrote at March 30, 2011

WONDERFUL WORLD (DON'T KNOW MUCH)
(Written by Sam Cooke / Herb Alpert / Lou Adler)

Sam Cooke
Art Garfunkel, James Taylor, & Paul Simon
Herman's Hermits


Don't know much about history,
don't know much biology.
Don't know much about a science book,
don't know much about the french I took.
But I do know that I love you,
and I know that if you love me, too,
what a wonderful world this would be.

Don't know much about geography,
don't know much trigonometry.
Don't know much about algebra,
don't know what s slide rule is for.
But I know that one and one is two,
and if this one could be with you,
what a wonderful world this would be.

I don't claim to be an 'A' student,
but I'm tryin' to be.
For maybe by being an 'A'-student, baby,
I can win your love for me.

Don't know much about history,
don't know much biology.
Don't know much about a science book,
don't know much about the french I took.
But I do know that I love you,
and I know that if you love me, too,
what a wonderful world this would be.

History
Biology
Science book
French I took.
But I do know that I love you,
and I know that if you love me, too,
what a wonderful world this would be.

Gungle
Denice Miller wrote at March 28, 2011
love HAVE A GREAT NIGHT MY FRIEND.
Denice Miller
Verlin wrote at March 28, 2011

♫•*¨*•.¸¸❤¸¸.•*¨*•♫♪
Too often we don't realize
What we have until it is gone
Too often we wait too late to say
"I'm sorry - I was wrong."

Sometimes it seems we hurt the ones
We hold dearest to our hearts
And we allow foolish things
To tear our lives apart.

Far too many times we let
Unimportant things into our minds
And then it's usually too late
To see what made us blind.
So be sure that you let people know
How much they mean to you
Take that time to say the words
Before your time is through.

Be sure that you appreciate
Everything you've got
And be thankful for the little things
In life that mean a lot.

Have a great week.Sending you lots of love.
♫•*¨*•.¸¸❤¸¸.•*¨*•♫♪

Verlin
Vampire Writer wrote at March 27, 2011

Have a great week. Rick

Vampire Writer
Verlin wrote at March 27, 2011
Denice Miller wrote at March 26, 2011
Gungle wrote at March 26, 2011

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